reblog if your url represents who you really areDo you have a moment to discuss our lord and saviour Shrek?
Ezra Koenig at Red Butte Garden in Salt Lake City (Photos by Leah Hogsten for The Salt Lake Tribune)
God dammit EZRA
But when I was doing the scene, [director] Alex Graves said “When you say that last line, ‘I can be your family,’ say it like ‘I love you.’” And that’s the take that they used. (x)
lets have phone sex over walkie talkies
"I’ll make you moan, over"
*makes heterophobic text post*
It’s a metaphor, see? You make a mean text post, but you don’t back it with thousands of years of violently-upheld institutional power, so it doesn’t have the power to actually hurt anyone.
best one yet
people knowing that i’ve cried and people seeing me cry are two different things like i don’t care if people know i’ve cried because like everybody cries but when it comes to people actually being there and seeing me cry in the moment??? no. nope. nah. no thanks. i’m good. no thank you. let’s not
Wait do American people not call their friends mate?? Is this a thing???
Yup. I’m sure some do but mostly people just say friend. Which is boring but whatever.
Wait so you go up to your friends and be like “Hello friend.”
we use names
what do you mean you can’t hang out i showered for this