I like nice seafood dinners.




if “barnacles” is a curse word in Spongebob, then how do you explain Barnacle Boy’s name

He’s a fuck boy


Money can buy


  • Independence and safety (not having to rely on abusive ppl, getting to control how you spend your time and money)
  • Experiences (travel, events, vacations, entertainment)
  • Health (medical care duh, good food, good location, reduced stress)
  • Opportunity (car, being able to move, having a safety net, “looking professional”)
  • Confidence (clothes that make you look good, things that make you feel good)

iunno that seems a lot like happiness

me: *answers question in class for once*
teacher (making eye contact): Yes!!!
me: What are we?


women: being a woman is hard

men: I thikn youre forgetting something: it is also hard to be a man. just letting you know that you forgot to mention that when you were talking about being a woman


the high horse analogy just doesnt resonate w me i dont understand why i should want to get off my high horse my horse is so tall, he is enormous and titanically powerful, he will stamp on my dissidents and scatter them like cockroaches, its a good place for me to be strategically

hermione: hes a werewolf
ron: :O
harry: :O
lupin: how did u know
hermione: your name
hermione: it's werewolf
hermione: mcwerewolf
hermione: i swear to shit im surrounded by dumb fucks


my dad has a folder on his computer named Cool Dad and it’s just pictures of himself